(Please note that no names, conversations, or melted utensils/toys have been changed to protect the crazy, as the people involved couldn't make this nonsense up if they tried)
Exhibit A: The mother's desperate plea for the vacation that seems so close, yet so far away.
|The jury will note the father's attempt at lightening the mood. Let the record show that the mother is not having it.|
Exhibit B: The mother CAN'T EVEN
|The father cries out to the Father.|
Close up of Exhibit B
|Banana Block Bread|
Exhibit C: The mother's face caught in its natural "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" state.
|The jury is asked not to be swayed by the boy's seemingly innocent "Who, me?" expression.|
This conclude's today's portion of the trial. There will be a brief recess in which the mother will work on Exhibit D: A bucket of her own tears.
But wait! Surprise bonus evidence has just become available: Heat resistant spatulas
|Please note: Evidence given to mother from another mom of boys. Solidarity, man.|