Have you met Matty?
|So sweet, so angelic in the arms of his trusting fool of a mother.|
Now look at this.
Do you know what that is? If you said, "One of the many reasons Emily's eye has developed a weird twitch," then you'd be right. Also known as (what used to be) a plastic bowl, now forever joined in an unholy alliance with my oven broiler pan.
Want to guess who put it there?