Saturday, April 9, 2016

Jesus Take the Wheel, part 53235

Have you met Matty?

Look at this boy. LOOK AT HIM.
So sweet, so angelic in the arms of his trusting fool of a mother.

Now look at this. 

Do you know what that is? If you said, "One of the many reasons Emily's eye has developed a weird twitch," then you'd be right. Also known as (what used to be) a plastic bowl, now forever joined in an unholy alliance with my oven broiler pan. 

Want to guess who put it there?